My diagnosis

Starz.com has offers a free therapy session. You're asked to answer a series of questions. It's a bit tongue and cheek and an interesting way to highlight their show "head case," but seems to fall flat in the execution. It's no have it your way chicken.

Spend a couple minutes with Dr. Goode and see what she has to say about it. There are still available slots. I've posted my "diagnosis" below.

Warning: mature content.